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morning all, happy Wednesday 🚫

How is your project going?

morning all, happy Tuesday ⛔

morning all, happy Monday (and public holiday for those who have one) 🚸

Fortunately it's one that I can provide. I don't have any appreciable overheads or time constraints. It's just me putting to use the tools and skills I've accumulated over the years. I can take the time needed to get things right, not just good enough.

Not just a full throttle run and dyno number print out? Actual focus on driveability? Not 10 other cars on the go, with a 2 week old apprentice doing most of the work unsupervised? You Sir, are selling the dream

well; in that case... morning all, happy Easter Sunday ⚠️

nice sales pitch, ya filthy animal

It was something about farts I'm sure

If you want a completely custom tune formulated for your specific vehicle, tuned on my personal dyno... I have everything here to tune your car to perfection. You aren't going to get it back in 24 hours, I will be keeping it until it's perfect. This takes time and I will not compromise. A usual timeframe can be up to a couple of weeks depending on mods. The end result is a car that drives perfectly from startup to shut down, alternate fuels no problem with full PCMTec support. Aftermarket tuning is available, with my personal car making over 1000awhp with both stock pcm and haltech plugin. Transmission tuning is available for mild to wild applications. I can tune your stock TCM to keep it in the game and can tune a built TCM for multiple drag passes while remaining calm for street driving. TCM revisions are extensively supported, this is something you can absolutely expect to work to your personal preference. I am local, reliable and offer extensive and comprehensive support. I don't run a workshop, this is done as a hobby. I have a dyno, the skills, the tools and the space for your car. If you bring your car to me, your car comes first, I don't have 10 other brake jobs or services to knock out. Finally, I've always wanted to help you guys and I've tried to, although I thought it would always be me helping out for free online. Haha I still do that but now I can actually give the hands on help people deserve. I am based in SA and available most of the time so send me a pm if you need work.

yeah, puns generally aren't that great.

Average iq is 99, understandable Can't remember the joke, probably wasn't great

that's ok... I'm not a dad happy to miss it

Blew it up and don't want to post. Jk things happen lol

You missed it bro 😉

Any updates?

which pun did you use?

Telling dad joke at the dinner table, at least someone thought it was funny

morning all, happy Saturday 🛅

Sheds are never big enough, unfortunately.

I'm not selling the 4 post. Will order a 2 post when it's time.

I see.. so selling the 4post to get a 2post when?

Not enough room. I have 3 X 5 metre bays. Dyno has one, 2 post will have another, I'm thinking I'll use the other for gym equipment/more room for other sh*t.

I have a 4 post hoist here, I'd rather have a 2 post hoist. 4 post will just piss me off.